everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and…
JUST WAIT FOR IT.
FOREVER REBLOG. THIS NEVER GETS OLD.
swaggity swag what’s on the dash
The thing is…
even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.
even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it.
You wanna know why? Because I fucking love my OTP. And nothing will change that.
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
I usually sound a bit better than this, but I was recording it quickly while the family was out. So it’s kinda breathy and all. Anyhoo…
(Please credit me if you use this elsewhere, yada yada yada onto the lyrics)
I shipped a ship in time gone by
When feels were high and life worth living
I dreamed their love would never die
That BBC would be forgiving
Merthur was young and unafraid
Johnlock was gay and gay and gayer
Rose and the Doctor should have stayed
But then we wouldn’t have had River
But the writers plot at night
With their souls as dark as thunder
As they tear your ships apart
All headcanons turned to shame
I spent my summer on Netflix
And filled my days with endless slumber
I tried to work out Sherlock’s trick
But that just filled me with more pain
And still I dream they’ll share a kiss
That they will live their years together
But there are ships that end up ripped
And there are fics that tell it better
I had a dream my OTP
Would end up happy and still living
Yet it seems my vote was skipped
Now Moffat’s killed the ship I shipped
WHY THIS DONT HAVE MORE NOTES???
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD.
His Captain America!
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
That first moment…Mark just hesitantly initiates the hug, uncertain of its reception.
Then next Tom realizes the hug is going down and does that…what do you even call that slapping motion? The “hell yeah bro put your hands around my waist locking you in” move?
Then they start swaying. Swaying. What the fuck, guys.
And then they finish off by giggling like schoolgirls as they hug-crab-walk away. I cannot dissect down far enough to explain the cute-ception that I’m being plagued with by these men.
This is the cutest thing I have seen all day. I actually “awwwww”ed out loud
pretty sure it started off with mark going ‘this 6”2 puny god better move faster or i’ll- ok shall move him out of my way- ok tom’s holding my hand- uh- yeah i think i- tom- oh-kay now im circling your waist- tom- ok now we’re swaying- tom-” and tom’s just like ‘HOHOHO mark loves me HEHEHE HUHUHU EHEHEH *sways aggressively*’